Kamikaze Cuban Lizard Trained at the Isle of Pines
FPL Power Station.
From: Havana Cuba . A.P
Today at the Central Command of the Armed Forces of the Republic of
Cuba, a report arrived confirming that “Zap” a trained Cuban
lizard that was sent to Miami as a fifth column terrorist to create
havoc in the Southern Florida area , completed his mission successfully.
The lizard “ code named Zap” was transported to the United
States in one of the many rafts recently allowed into the country during
the mass Cuban exodus.
It is believed that the commando lizard arrived in Key West as recently
as a week ago. He is thought to have stowed away on one of the many
Southern Bell trucks that travel the area, arriving in Miami earlier
The main mission of the lizard “Zap” was to short the main
power station supplying Southern Bell ‘s computer center, there
by putting the center out of commission.
The commando lizard “Zap” arched his body across the power
plant transformers and did indeed short out the power station. Investigators
found the lizard “Zap” at the station lying on his back
with glazed eyes, he was presumed to be dead at the scene, however when
the senior investigator arrived the body could not be found. It is now
believed the lizard “Zap” had survived the incident and
is at large in the Miami area.
Florida Power and Light announced their plan to hire armed guards for
all their power station’s specifically trained in reptilian terrorism.
||Editor: A large green (Cuban Lizard) as they are commonly called here
in Miami, did short out our FPL power station, caused a grass fire and
we were on diesels for 4 hours. The lizard did survive minus its tail,
We can not corroborate the rest of the story.